January 2011
I just spent 2 hours failing photoshop
I cannot do basic math on this little sleep -__-
HOWEVER for those of you I know IRL you should go look at my facebook because I finally figured it out :)
December 2010
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My friend Sonia looked like Summer Glau as a child
“Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
– Oscar Wilde
Specialization
flameow:
I think the most daunting thing for people my age is the idea that life is a series of steps up to a certain goal, and you can never go back down, and you can never change your mind as to which goal you want to pursue.
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You can miss alot on Tumblr.
captaintightpants-:
itsfuckinmalik:
4 o’clock
Tumblr’s slow, gunna get water…
4:04, ok im back
It’s easy to miss Alot on tumblr.
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An Existential Term a Day →
fuckyeahexistentialism:
The hedgehog’s dilemma, or sometimes the porcupine dilemma, is an analogy about the challenges of human intimacy. It describes a situation in which a group of hedgehogs all seek to become close to one another in order to share their heat during cold weather. However, once accomplished, they cannot avoid hurting one another with their sharp quills. They must step away from...
Goatified Human: No-shave December →
flameow:
Overshare: I have not shaved my legs for this entire month.
My legs look like “guy legs” now. I don’t see the issue.
I guess it was interesting to find out that I’m comfortable with them either way, and I wouldn’t feel embarrassed wearing shorts now if it were warm enough for that. I think I wanted to prove to myself that I didn’t need to subscribe to a stereotype of western...
Natalie Portman is Engaged (and Pregnant)
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superherojuice:
to Black Swan choreographer Benjamin Millepied.
Did anyone else notice the irony?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/28/benjamin-millepied-natali_1_n_802080.html
that’s so funny.
and I’m pretty sure he was the dancer who like shook his head when Vincent was all “Honestly, would you fuck her?”
YES OH GOD I THOUGHT SO TOO. Totes not a method actor.
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17k:
sorry dude, law enforcement isn’t my type
I was flirting with this hot chick the other day. And then I found out she was a cop.
Natalie Portman is Engaged (and Pregnant)
to Black Swan choreographer Benjamin Millepied.
Did anyone else notice the irony?
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But why can't I wear hipster headdress? →
I’ve posted a lot about the phenomenon that is the hipster headdress (see here, here, and here), but I’ve never really broken it down as to why this trend is so annoying and effed up. A lot of this will be review and is repeated elsewhere on the site, but I thought it was high time I pulled things together into a one-stop-anti-headdress shop. Much of this can also apply to any of the “tribal...
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Swedish parents keep 2-year-old's gender secret →
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Goatified Human: Went to Bubba Gump's →
flameow:
Horrified that a mediocre movie has turned into a commercial success.
Why can’t great movies be made into themed restaurants?
My Ideas:
Theme: Doubt
Waiters dressed in nun habits enforce a strict no-talking policy by slapping costumers on the wrist with rulers.
Serve communion wine and host.
Tithing fees added to every bill.
A priest hands out the kids’ menus.
Theme: One Flew...
Devendra Banhart - Shabop Shalom
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Lol Jewish kids making a big deal about Chinese...
goedessoffierce:
You don’t see me posting about how CATHOLIC I am 8 days in a row LOL
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN <3
This is what I’m talking about. Saying that Catholics don’t need to say that they’re Catholic during Chanukah so Jews don’t need to say that they’re Jewish during Christmas is the same logic that gives you...
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